remembered Telemann's birthday, so I could not forget about our beloved Jaśku! Exactly today, the first day of calendar spring, which, like the other three seasons has been 326 years are simply more: avant-garde, shiny, cacy, handsome, exciting, fantastic ... *** (I got only to the "f" in place of stars, please insert a further list of adjectives identifying all the positives arising from the presence in the world of music genius Johann Sebastian Bach - Leipzig cantor). Well - the cantor. At this point my naturally focused on different kinds of verbal play, misrepresenting, head full of strange ideas again began to "act", with the result that came up with a project of the self-explanatory title: " BACH - Currency exchange *** " or at a Glance simply " Bachomat ." This project would bring a fortune in particular, that the name of Mr. John is known throughout the world, after all (the proof let it be number of languages \u200b\u200blisted to Wikipedia, where the slogan "Johann Sebastian Bach" has been described), in place of stars just substitute whatever your heart desires. Revenues from franchise giant brick! Here are two examples of the use of my idea:
BACH - Currency exchange ideas
At the busiest pedestrian streets are set, wooden, round, gentle touch of purple boxes with a flashing banner: "I do not know what to think about all this? Right place!" . Interested steps inside, where he is asked to take a seat in a comfortable chair and the establishment of headphones, which produces a randomly chosen ticket compared to the prefix "BWV", for example, Concerto in G major (BWV 592). Swage to empty from the lack of thought will go head music client in a specific state of hypnosis. Along with the healing music of his head is filled with stuffing all kinds of thoughts, so that after about 10 minutes of treatment a patient with a smile on your face gets up, pays (whose size depends on the degree of awareness of financial ignorance or rather after hypnosis), and says so long forgotten and only reasonable thought: "what kind of a genius and this beautiful world." By way of word of mouth marketing repeats the point a friend who after a few days will be set up in queues to Bachomatu to be able to fill up the power of mind that comes from the music of Bach.
BACH - Currency exchange curses
How many times we feel like a terrible curse on the governments currently in power, the weather, which always is not that how we want the neighbors who listen to music too loud (with Except of course the organ), the traffic jams, high taxes and for low wages, a break here, because I could not finish this list. Sometimes we forget real words and our language is becoming one big conglomerate of various "zajebistości. Help is my next idea. At a special keyboard in the cockpit separated from the audience, the culprit feels the need to misuse the word "k" and "ch", is part of a set of curses and the recipient, and the system automatically based on a specially designed algorithm selects a set of BWV, which will be sent to him in the so-called substitute. How would be nice if, instead of throwing meat and epithets, and rugania bluźnienia, could reverberate for example, a set of BWV 575, 549 and 568th
I got the idea: "BACH - Kantor replacement tires" (business especially in the winter and spring), but because of niedopracowania details will not develop the topic, I will only honorable jubilatowi wishes: LIVE YOUR GREAT Kantor Bach 1000 YEARS! and dedicate to him his own composition ...
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